Get Off Your Knees

Wed, Apr 7, 2010

Articles, CFW Daily

yesandnoNobody is going to like what I have to say today.

Women, get off your knees.

Seriously. I was in class the other night and I watched lots of strong women in a metcon on their knees.

WTFO?

Stick with knee push-ups and you know what you’re going to get really good at? Knee push-ups. That’s it. Not real push-ups. Not ring push-ups. Not even holding plank position.

See, in a knee push-up you just shortened your body length. You gave yourself a big advantage. Stop babying yourself. You’re stronger than that and you’re going to get even stronger.

Do tire push-ups, bench push-ups, ring push-ups, wall push-ups. If you don’t have real honest-to-God, chest-to-deck push-ups, then do whatever you have to do in order to get the push-ups done. Tire, rings, wall. But NEVER knee push-ups.

Seriously. Simply decide that you would rather eat glass than ever go to your knees again.

If you have real push-ups and you start to fail in a metcon, you know what to do? Shake out your arms, change your hand position, rest a second, etc. But for the love of She-Ra, don’t go to your knees! Get those push-ups one by one if you have to, go to the tire if you have to, go to the bench. But stay off your knees!

And if you don’t have real push-ups? Then work those wall push-ups, those tire/bench push-ups, those ring push-ups again and again and again. Then try working your real push-ups. Start wherever you have to. Then increase your range of motion until it’s perfect.

And I don’t just mean at CrossFit. Do them now, in your office, at home, in your classroom — wherever you happen to be right now, kicking butt and taking names. Drop.

Push-ups can be done anywhere and, if you want to get better at them, you simply have to do more of them — and you have to STOP doing them on your knees. So, pick a number: 30 push-ups a day, 50 push-ups a day, whatever. Sprinkle them throughout your day — 5 here, 10 there. Grease the groove. Get stronger bit by bit.

If you want to own your world — seriously wake up every flippin’ day of your life and feel like you can do anything, be anything, conquer anything — then you need to work on conquering two things in the gym: Your push-ups and your pull-ups.

Because once you own those b******, you will see, feel, and think about yourself and this world differently. Nothing will stand in your way.

Honest to God, you will park your car at work and kick the door open, even if you’re wearing heels. (Now, that’s an image!) You will be so ready to do, to achieve, to really be something in this life. The world will be yours. Make it so.

Get off your knees.

Bookmark and Share

32 Responses to “Get Off Your Knees”

  1. K Says:

    I’m suprised you didn’t yell at them like you did to me… Knee push ups are just not an option.
    Do I smell another 100 push-up challenge??? hhhmmmmmm???????
    PS- Love when you get mad!

  2. Jason Says:

    Lis,

    two things. First, where were you this a.m. for my wall ball clinic. We made a deal. Second (and perhaps more importantly) as much as I can never condone such a statement of telling women to get off their knees (I’ve spent most of my life saying just the opposite) I do agree with the point you are making. Crossfit women are strong women and I know they can do those push-ups (yeah jillian and becky, I’m talking to you)!

  3. Lisbeth Says:

    Silly Jason. Bar talk on Friday nights never translates into actual action. If it did, all of O’Joe’s would be members at CFW, Becky would be a professional dancer, and Jen would be the mayor of Watertown!

    Sat at 9 am — now, that has a chance of happening.

  4. K Says:

    @ Jason.. Just about anything you you ask a girl to do on her knees.. a fit girl can do in a squat lol

  5. Lisbeth Says:

    Um, okay . . . and back to our “G”-rated conversation!

  6. K Says:

    Lis- I was talking about painting baseboards and cleaning out the bottom cabinets in the kitchen.. shheeesshhhh

  7. jen Says:

    This Sundays StrongChick gig, who’s in and what food or drink can you bring?????

  8. beery Says:

    I’m in for Sunday and I’ll bring some beer. Talk to Becky about any food as I’m more than happy with hot dogs and beer.

  9. SueLoz! Says:

    I’m in. I’ll bring hot dogs, rolls, mustard/catsup etc.

  10. becky Says:

    We will bring some fruit! As well as beer!

  11. Lisbeth Says:

    We’ll bring meat. Steak-ish.

  12. Rachael Says:

    Salad is my specialty.

  13. Rockstar Says:

    I’m in. Not sure what to bring, aside from my carisma,beauty and hint of sexism

  14. SueLoz! Says:

    Love you, Rockstar!

  15. jen Says:

    Yeah food!

  16. Lisbeth Says:

    Maybe an “h”

    And did you really mean sexism? Or sexy?

  17. Rockstar Says:

    Thought I was missing something there…

  18. K Says:

    lol..
    Lis= instant spell check…
    i’m out- gotta go to VT for my Godson’s b-day bash! 7 yr olds party hard! lol

  19. Lisbeth Says:

    It’s a baaaaaad habit of mine. I was tortured as a child with endless games of Scrabble and wordplay. I suppose this explains a lot.

  20. K Says:

    OMG LIS!!!!!!!! I JUST OPENED THE NEWSLETTER- TYPO FOUND!!!!

  21. lisbeth Says:

    It’s 2am and I can’t sleep but I’m not sweatin’ the typo. Barry and Becky are the proud parents of our little newsletter and he’s beautiful no matter what you say, Auntie K.

  22. K Says:

    lol… Ha! you shoulda called me, I’m always up !!! lol
    Becky n Barry r my lil Homies no matter what!!

  23. Melissa "Melicious" Joulwan Says:

    This is pure genius. Thank you. And you’re 100% right: I’m 5’4″, but when I rememeber I can do all my pushups on my toes, I strut like I’m 5’10″.

  24. Jessica Says:

    Thanks for the post. I started doing “real” pushups and pullups w/o a band a few weeks ago and I feel unstoppable! I think not having a “crutch” is forcing me to take on challenges that I wouldn’t have before. There’s no WOD that I fear anymore. I’ve got this new “get er done” attitude. And as a result, I’m seeing lots of PRs and my name on the leaderboard… I love it!

  25. matt Says:

    I have seen some start to hit their thighs off the ground at the bottom of the push-up. When asked, they said it was to have full range of motion. I can see the idea of keeping the body in a straight line, but there is no need for a fit person to bounce thighs or even touch anything other then the chest at the bottom. (Hands and toes are generally okay :)
    I’d like to see at least 20 with upper arms to parallel before focusing on chest to the deck, much like get a chin over the bar before C2B pullups.
    Thoughts?

  26. Diane Says:

    Thanks for the talking to…..I needed that! no more knees for me!

  27. Meghan Waldeck Says:

    Damn, Lisbeth, you are meaaaaan and I love it. I am working on pushups now – in our box we use band assistance for pushups (bands hooked to pullup bar and wrapped under our chests). VERY helpful for improving. I have three unassisted strict and working on GTGing it.

  28. c wiss Says:

    I’m an assistant coach, and this is my week to “run the show” at the box, so to speak. I’ve programmed with a gymnastics / body weight focus, and as part of that everyone w/out Rx pushups is required to scale pushups *without* knees. I’m hoping my athletes see the merit of this, and keep on doing it in the future! This is one of your best, and most important articles, thanks so much Lis!


Trackbacks/Pingbacks

  1. [...] Ladies: Get off your knees! Steve Cotter’s Shoulder Mobility [...]

  2. [...] Snatch balance 1-1-1-1-1-1-1 Ladies, get off your knees [...]

  3. [...] Get off your knees this is an article for all you ladies. your gonna want to read this article. [...]