As promised, here are the ones that got away. (And, to the nuns at St. John’s School, who tried so hard to teach me to be a good girl: look away. Save yourself the agony.)
Top 10 Rejected Slogans for CFW
10.) You say "Puke" like it’s a bad thing . . .
9.) When you cough up blood, you know you’re doing it right.
8.) Now you’re really f***ed.
7.) Turkish Get-up? Let me show you the Turkish "Get-Down!"
6.) That pole’s not just for pull-ups, honey.
5.) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Puke and we’ll laugh at you.
4.) Thruster? I barely know her!
3.) CrossFit Watertown . . . we put the "ow" in rowing.
2.) CrossFit Watertown . . . because the only "Bi Curls" we want to see involve . . . oh, never mind.
And the #1 Rejected Slogan . . .
1.) CrossFit Watertown. Hard. Fast. And No Cuddling Afterwards.
(Any complaints can be directed to the angry kitty below.)
March 14th, 2008 at 7:54 am
Haha, I’m dying over here…you may have to revisit some of those rejected slogans…i find a few quite catching! Where do i get the t-shirt?! Kirk how do you like #5?
March 14th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I love the slogans – I was laughing out loud at my computer!
March 14th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
My virgin ears!!
March 14th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Well, at least you still have that going for you.
March 14th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
WOD updates
“Michael”: Sue 35:28* (subbed 1000m row x3, plus 1 set of Supermans)
Mary 36:43* (1000m row x3, plus 2 sets of Supermans)
Jenny 31:24* (1000m row x3)
“Fran”: Kathrine 5:01* (subbed 45lb thrusters and jumping pull-ups)
Mary 5:11* (subbed 21lb thrusters and jumping pull-ups)
Nate: 6:17*(35lb thrusters and jumping pull-ups)